Employer: TUI Nordic | Place: Stockholm | Position: Fakeation specialist | Salary: Hourly
Number of positions: 4 | Apply before: January 14th, 2018
TUI, one of the world’s largest travel agencies, is now looking for four slowpokes for a relaxing fixed-term position. The ideal applicant takes great pride in doing as little as possible at any cost and possesses an enviable capability of daydreaming of sunnier days.
Having no interest whatsoever in interacting with others and no ability at all to multitask is beneficial but not a requirement.
Previous experience of sleeping at your workplace is highly appreciated, but with the right mindset we believe that you can be a successful candidate regardless of your past working experience.
The position is based in the heart of Stockholm. Your cozy nine square meter office, which you will be sharing with a like-minded colleague, is located in a charming building with the shortest possible distance to some pretty impressive public transportation. The interior is highly influenced by Mediterranean beaches and offers an impressive array of ergonomic working surfaces and phenomenal views in all directions.
Please note that duties may not vary.
If any, you hopefully slept through most of it.
Write a couple of lines about who you are and why you should become one of our Fakeation Specialists. Attach a picture or video of yourself in your most relaxing pose (preferably taken in a stressful environment) to increase your chances. We also need to know what size you wear in flip-flops and summer outfits. Please don’t bother to attach your resume, a cover letter or any other certifications.